diff --git a/cuddlefish/motd b/cuddlefish/motd
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index 0000000..f6dcd58
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+++ b/cuddlefish/motd
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+   ______          __    ____     _____      __
+  / ____/_  ______/ /___/ / /__  / __(_)____/ /_
+ / /   / / / / __  / __  / / _ \/ /_/ / ___/ __ \
+/ /___/ /_/ / /_/ / /_/ / /  __/ __/ (__  ) / / /
+\____/\__,_/\__,_/\__,_/_/\___/_/ /_/____/_/ /_/
+
diff --git a/rocktiplex/motd b/rocktiplex/motd
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--- /dev/null
+++ b/rocktiplex/motd
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+
+,------.              ,--.     ,--.  ,--.       ,--.
+|  .--. ' ,---.  ,---.|  |,-.,-'  '-.`--' ,---. |  | ,---. ,--.  ,--.
+|  '--'.'| .-. || .--'|     /'-.  .-',--.| .-. ||  || .-. : \  `'  /
+|  |\  \ ' '-' '\ `--.|  \  \  |  |  |  || '-' '|  |\   --. /  /.  \
+`--' '--' `---'  `---'`--'`--' `--'  `--'|  |-' `--' `----''--'  '--'
+                                         `--'
diff --git a/thonkpad/motd b/thonkpad/motd
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index 0000000..d2327da
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+++ b/thonkpad/motd
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+
+    _____ _   _ _____ _   _  _   ________  ___ ______
+   |_   _| | | |_   _| \ | || | / /| ___ \/ _ \|  _  \
+     | | | |_| | | | |  \| || |/ / | |_/ / /_\ \ | | |
+     | | |  _  | | | | . ` ||    \ |  __/|  _  | | | |
+     | | | | | |_| |_| |\  || |\  \| |   | | | | |/ /
+     \_/ \_| |_/\___/\_| \_/\_| \_/\_|   \_| |_/___/
+
+===========================================================
+ WARNING: DO NOT RESTART. THIS MACHINE'S SSD IS ENCRYPTED.
+===========================================================
+